But there's no racism anymore...

Really?

How to die...

I've thought about that some. I want to go quickly and painlessly, hopefully doing something exciting. Maybe partying with Tommy Lee. Or perhaps having just beaten Nadal in tennis.

I DON'T want to die from electrocution cleaning my stove. Or inhaling cleaning chemicals.

With all due respect for his family, who I'm sure is devastated, WHAT A WAY TO GO!

FURTHERMORE...

You are entitled to 1 lane. ONE. It's the area between the lines. Find one and stay in it. (Unless, of course, you need to change lanes. Then you can do so, ONLY after signaling. Idiot!)

And while we're at it...

GET OFF THE FRICKIN' PHONE!

Turn Signals Are Our Friends

You know that little stick thing on the left side of your steering column?

It’s called a turn signal.

If you are turning left, you push it down. If you are turning right, you pull it up. Then it magically sends a message to the lights on the outside of your car which lets people know which way you are turning. If you are going straight, you don’t push it up or down. No lights will come on and then the people who are trying to drive safely will know to wait while you come across the street because people who are going straight have the right-of-way over people who are making a left turn.

It’s all really very simple you inconsiderate moron.