A Warning To My Children!

http://www.news-record.com/content/2009/10/29/article/cats_nip_all_of_mans_17_million_estate

Ric Flair. Humiliating the south.

If you're not opposed to the lottery now, this ought to do it for you.

Vast wasteland indeed!

For those of you who thought "Grasshoppers" was a stupid name...

...I give you this.

At work...

...you know it's time for fall break when a professor looks out the door at the rain and says, "I want one of those, one of those, you know, one of those THINGS!"

You mean an umbrella?

Golf is Dangerous!

Just ask this guy.

I wonder if his playing partners finished the round.

What an example of youthful enterprise...

...by golly, he's going to make the most of his 15 minutes!

When you gotta go...

This sucks. When you are a woman over 50, you can't always control this issue. Or so I've been told...